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9 edition of Teacher says found in the catalog.

Teacher says

a book of teacher jokes

by Michael Dahl

  • 47 Want to read
  • 31 Currently reading

Published by Picture Window Books in Minneapolis, MN .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Schools -- Juvenile humor.,
  • Education -- Juvenile humor.,
  • Teachers -- Juvenile humor.,
  • Wit and humor, Juvenile.,
  • Teachers -- Wit and humor.,
  • Schools -- Humor.,
  • Jokes.,
  • Riddles.

  • Edition Notes

    StatementMichael Dahl ; illustrated by Ryan Haugen ; reading advisers Adria F. Klein.
    GenreJuvenile humor., Wit and humor., Humor.
    SeriesRead-it! joke books.
    ContributionsHaugen, Ryan, 1972- ill.
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPN6231.S3 D35 2004
    The Physical Object
    Pagination24 p. :
    Number of Pages24
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL3677368M
    ISBN 101404803017
    LC Control Number2003016669
    OCLC/WorldCa53020176

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